Douchebag essentials!

There are several items, clothings, accessories, etc, That a perfect douchebag should have. Here we would present a resume of all those:

-Tanning is not an option, is a FUCKING "must have"! If you don't have a perfect, and sometimes, ridiculous tanning you won't be the center of attention. Even oranger even better, so go out and subscribe to a tanning salon.

-What would a DOUCHEBAG would be without his sunglasses? Nothing, even if the sun is not around and you're at a dark night club you must have your glasses on, orelse you gonna look like out of place.

-So you're thinking on going out to party tonight? What should I wear? First in you head is the hair, you need a hair cut that makes you look like a jerk with spikes in his head using a lot of gel. Second the SHIRT is so important to chose the right phrase on your t-shirt or drawing, cross never fail (Thanks a lot TRUE RELIGION) and the basic white pant would arrange a nice outfit...

-Of course to used well the outfit you must exceed your steroids consumption in order to have and amazing and gigantic body.

-Going out of your place without GLOSS in your mouth would never be an option, so get the nicest one and used proudly.

-Accessorize yourself with sparkly and  shinny jewelry even thought it is fake... Diamonds might be a little bit to expensive to use those all the time.

Seems like we have covered all the basics and finally if you want to know how you're gonna look like, and how you gonna behave... Look at this video: